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SourAfterTaste

The Sour Aftertaste of Olive Lemon

by Catherine J Gardner

“It is important to show no signs of madness even when the world about you is clearly insane…

Olive Lemon is determined to discover what lies beneath the polished veneer of her town. When the Mayor bans citizens from venturing into the grey streets of the neighbouring suburb, a tantalising place of tattoo parlours and screams, Olive’s world begins to snap apart like the pieces of a jigsaw puzzle.”

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Swallowed by the Horizon

By Ash Lomen
Introduction by Jordan Krall

Swallowed by the Horizon is a bizarre collection of western themed poems and short stories that push the boundaries of both the genre and good taste alike. The prose is visceral, surreal, and clearly deranged.

This chapbook is a limited print run of fifty copies. All books are printed on a fine parchment paper and assembled by hand. The cost is $9.00 $6.00 within the U.S and $10.50 $7.50 outside of the U.S.. This includes shipping and handling.

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Blow Up the Outside World

By Ash Lomen and Jordan Krall

And then everything exploded …

Take a seat in some seedy, downtown marquee, where the only thing with luster is the black and white gem flickering on the screen. Check your seat for bodily fluids, and check your six for a thug with bad intentions. The place is almost empty. It’s creepy inside. You can’t help but to get the eerie feeling that someone is watching you.

The Valdrott observe us through thick, shatterproof glass. Their amorphous features jiggle as they point and laugh at our misery. Men, Women and androids are forced into constricting knots of flesh and sex. This is theater. This is entertainment.

But one man wants out. He’ll build a bomb made out of his cage mates. We can only hope it’ll end it all.

And then everything exploded … again.

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Professor LaGungo’s Classroom of Horrors

By Mark McLaughlin and Michael McCarty

Spit out your gum and take your seat! Open your textbook to page 287! It’s time for … Professor LaGungo’s Classroom of Horrors!

Astute students of horror literature will remember that Professor Artemis Theodore LaGungo was prominently featured in Mark McLaughlin’s poetry collection, PROFESSOR LaGUNGO’S EXOTIC ARTIFACTS & ASSORTED MYSTIC COLLECTIBLES, which was once a finalist for the Bram Stoker Award for Poetry.

Now LaGungo is back, and McLaughlin’s frequent collaborator Michael McCarty is also onboard to let you know all about the Professor’s latest lecture.

In PROFESSOR LaGUNGO’S CLASSROOM OF HORRORS, the Professor reveals to his startled students the Primary Rule of Naming and Plotting Hollywood Horror Sequels, which is this: The title and plot of each sequel must be at least twice as nonsensical as its predecessor.

To see how the Primary Rule works, the Professor reveals a wealth of knowledge regarding a horror movie franchise that started in the late 1960s and has continued into recent years: the movie THE UNWELCOME and its sequels.

This movie franchise is actually based on the real-world adventures of the Internet Witches, a cult of digital devil-worshippers who follow the demon-goddess Azuni. So please, take your seat and join the class as the Professor fills you in on the hideous secrets of the Internet Witches. He will reveal, in great detail, the astonishing secrets of THE UNWELCOME and its many sequels. You will soon come to realize that the Internet Witches control far more of today’s world than any of us realize – and doom, like any website, may only be just a single mouse-click away…

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